“Na yi hasarar tarkacen mucosa kwanaki 15 gaba. Don haka na yanke shawarar zuwa dakin haihuwa ni kadai (musamman kar a yi shi !!!). An shigar da ni a ɗakin cin abinci, jakar ruwa ta ta fashe. Ungozomar ta ce da ni: “Zan bar miki wayar salula, mijinki bai zo ba tukuna, zai iya samunki ta waya haka.” Na gode Madam!
Ni, wanda ba a taɓa kiran ni ba, wannan ranar ita ce France Telecom, inna, kawu, wasu budurwa… Ban ga lokaci ya wuce ba kuma, a ƙarshe, ɓangaren ban dariya: “Sannu, c' sabis ɗin isar da Carrefour ne, mu zo don kai kayan aikin gida. "Kuma na amsa:" Oh my, yi hakuri, na manta da kai gaba daya! "Mutumin da ba shi da farin ciki:" Amma bayan haka, mahaukaci ne, me kuke yi! Ya riga ya zama sau uku da muka jinkirta ", kuma ni:" Ku yi hakuri, na haihu !!! "Shi, duk ya firgita:" Kuna buƙatar taimako, me nake yi? "Ba komai, kashe waya, zan sarrafa !!! "MDR!!! Mai martaba yayi kyau sosai, isarwa mara kyau washegari tare da, azaman kari, furen furanni !!! ”
infonia74
“Haihuwa na farko shine shirin gabatarwa. Kafin in zauna a kan gado, ungozoma ta ce da ni: “Cire tufafinku”, ni kuma, wanda ya amsa mata: “Ni ma na cire wandona? “. Ta ce da ni da iskar da ta ce da yawa: "Eh, zai fi kyau in bincika ku!" Haba kunya!
Haihuwa na biyu ya yi kyau sosai, yanayin kiɗa, yanayi mai annashuwa. Don haka annashuwa, cewa a wani lokaci, na farka kuma ungozoma tana so ta "cece" ni. Ta ce yayin da take sanye da safofin hannu na latex, "Oh, menene waɗannan sabbin safofin hannu suke yi?" Yayi mata dadi, amma duk mun lura daga ina wannan hayaniyar ke fitowa... Ta kara matsa min. ”
Medisa
“Haihuwar budurwa ce. Da yamma, ta ce wa mijinta: “Ina jin yana da kyau”, sai ya ce: “Ok, na shirya”, can ya goge haƙoransa, ya je ya ɗauki rigar rigar… sosai kusa da juna, hop suka shiga (ƙarshe!) a cikin mota. Kar ku tambaye ni ta yaya, amma a can, ya kira mijina ba tare da saninsa ba (makullin ja na tunanin, waya a cikin aljihuna) da kuma mijina, a 23:XNUMX pm, ya gane lambar kuma ya ce: "Sannu? Yaya abin yake? akwai matsala? Amma babu wanda ya amsa. A can, mijina ya ji motar tana kururuwa, sai wani saurayi yana ihu: “Ba ka da lafiya, mahaukaci ne, ka fita daga motarka!” "Kuma abokina wanda ya amsa: "Yi hakuri matata ta haihu! »Mijina ya kasance a firgice, ya bi duk abin da aka yi bayarwa ba tare da kowa ya sani ba, abin dariya ne!
Don baby2, koda yaushe su, same scenario, tana jin zata haihu, ya “ok na shirya”, “a’a nan take! "Ya kai ta asibiti ya ce masa:" Dakata, na manta akwatinka a mota, zan dawo". Ya rasa haihuwar ɗansa, ya isa a cikin mintuna 5 (na 1st a cikin 10 min, babu lokacin epidural!) ”
Ellea
“Tun da na sami thrombus (jini na 15 cm a bayan bangon farji), na kumbura kuma ina jin zafi sosai. Kuma tun da na dawo daga dakin aiki ban yi pepe ba, sai aka sanya mini catheter (wanda ake zaton mai maganin fitsari ne). Sai dai ma'aikaciyar jinya ta sanya shi a cikin ma'adinan fitsari, yana da matukar amfani ga peeing !!! Nan da nan sai ga ungozoma daya tilo na dakin haihuwa ta zo yi, ta fada mata kuskurenta a gabana, mdr!!! ”
mag60200
“A karo na farko da na haihu, akwai wata mata a daki na gaba tana roƙon ungozoma da su yi sauri, domin tana son ɗanta ya zo kwata-kwata kafin tsakar dare. Ta so a haifi jaririnta a rana ɗaya da Patrick Bruel (14 ga Mayu). Ah, lokacin da kuke fan…”
Kiveu
"Lokacin da nake cikin haihu, likitan mata ya ce da ni:" Zo, ki tura madam, na ga kai ", kuma a can na amsa mata: "Eh, na sani, na gani a cikin gilashin ku " . Gabaɗaya dariyar ta fashe a ɗakin haihuwa, likitan mata ya amsa: “To, ba mu taɓa yi mini haka ba!” ”
Auretwill
"Na rasa ruwa na a safiyar wasan daf da na kusa da karshe na Faransa da Portugal. Kamar babu ciwon ciki da mahaifa a 1,5, an gaya mana cewa ba yau ba ne tunda shi ma jaririnmu na farko ne. Karfe 17 na dare, ciwon ya dawo kuma daddy na gaba wanda ya ce wa jaririn: “Ba a daren yau ba, wasan ne, zan so in ganta. "To, na shiga dakin motsa jiki da karfe 21 na dare (farkon wasan) kuma an haifi loulou a karfe 23 na dare (karshen wasan). Ana cikin haka sai likitan sayan ya zo ya shaida mana cewa Zidane ya zura kwallo a raga har ma mun saurari wasan a rediyo a lokacin da ake kawowa. Za mu tuna da wannan haihuwa! ”
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