Ka tuna wanene Billy Milligan? Wannan shi ne mutumin da ya yi fama da tabin hankali. Ganewa – Halitta da yawa. A cikin daya daga cikin kansa, mutane 24 daban-daban sun kasance tare! Amma yana da alaƙa da yawa da uwa ta gari.
Ka'idar mai ban sha'awa ta taso daga mahaifiyar matashi ... Shekara daya da ta wuce, ta haifi diya mace mai suna Kira, wadda ta ke kira da Businka cikin so. Bead har yanzu jariri ne, don haka Vika ta fara yin bincike a duniyar uwa da ba a sani ba. Kuma ba kawai don yin ba, har ma don tsarawa! Alal misali, wata budurwa ta yi imanin cewa kowace uwa ta kula da haɗakar da rashin daidaituwa - irin waɗannan halaye waɗanda, zai zama alama, ba su dace da juna ba.
"Idan Daniel Keyes ya rubuta littafi ba game da Billy Milligan ba, amma game da ni, da ya zama mai ban sha'awa, amma ya fi ban dariya da ban dariya ... Domin akwai mutane 10 kawai a cikina, kuma dukansu uwaye ne," in ji ta. Duk waɗannan uwaye 10 suna samun zaman lafiya da juna. "Amma a'a, a'a, a, kuma wani zai tayar da sabo," in ji Victoria dariya. To, mu saba.
1. Inna tayi zafi…Mace tsohuwa mai fama da cutar hawan jini.
Rufe yara yana da illa. Zai zama dole a yi fushi. Jikin yaro ya fi na babba girma, don haka ba sanyi ba, sanyi gare ka, kai ta yi gumi.
2. Inna tayi sanyi…Yar uwar tagwaye tana da zafi da kamannin sabanin haka.
Damn, daftarin aiki. Brrr, yana da sanyi, kawai digiri 20 Celsius, ga Yuli yana kusan sanyi (duba idan SMS game da sanyi mara kyau ya fito daga Ma'aikatar Gaggawa). Yana da zafi a gare ku, amma yaron ba zai iya cewa ya yi sanyi ba. Mafi kyau har yanzu sanya rigar rigar, zafi na kasusuwa baya ciwo.
3. Ina Zen… Wani matashi nigga mai jin kunya da ba a cika ganinsa ba. Duk da haka, ba karfi.
Ya 'ya? Kuna so ku watsar da abubuwan da kuka goge kawai? KO. Zan tattara… to, yanzu kawai zan gama gina hasumiya na jita-jita masu datti. Menene? Kuna cin lipstick na fi so daga Estee Lauder? Ok… Zan juya ta hanyar ciyarwa akan Instagram.
4. Inna yar biki ce. Budurwar mahaifiyar Zen, matashiya, mai fara'a da kuzari, amma ba da yawa ba.
Disco-disco … Vinishko-booze, taron 'yan mata, sheqa, cafes… Ah-ah, tsine shi … Kira… Ok, Google, ta yaya za a bar ƙaramin yaro shi kaɗai na tsawon sa'o'i biyu ba tare da kiran mai tsatsauran ra'ayi ba?
5. Grumbler inna… Yana son tsari, tsafta kuma yana ƙin sha'awar yara.
To, e-my… Na gama ɗauko peas daga ƙasa, na wanke bangon daga alamar, na ware hatsi da ƙanƙara. Shin da gaske ba zai yiwu a zauna shiru na tsawon mintuna 10 ba, da alama shekara ta biyu ta wuce, dole ne in fahimta…
6. Inna kawata ce. Yana ɗaukar yaro a cikin haƙoransa, ba ya barin kowa, ba, don wani abu. Kanta don ciyarwa, kanta tayi bacci, duk da kanta.
Ya masoyina, ina, ina, ina…
7. Mama vanilla… Kuka, tunani, ruri tare da motsin rai a kowane zarafi.
Murmushin 'ya mace kamar haske ne, kifin reshen mala'ika. Yaya sauri ya girma, kuna buƙatar kiyaye komai - kulle gashi, haƙori na farko, diaper na farko ...
8. Mama kisa… Mahaifiyar muguwa ce kuma camfi, a shirye take ta bar duk wanda ya shiga sararin danta ya shiga cikin shaƙewa.
Kar ka kalli yarona! Ba numfashi! Kada ku yi ihu! Kar a taba!
9. Matukar uwa… Yana da memba na dindindin a cikin #Yazhmothers club. Ya fi kowa sanin komai.
Duk da haka, waɗannan iyaye mata za su kashe yara, wajibi ne a aiwatar da cibiya tare da ruwan sulfuric don wata mai raguwa, kuma ba ga mai zuwa ba. Yanzu 'yata tana tafiya a cikin Brodsky shekara guda, a hankali, amma tana cikin ta.
10. Kuma akwai ni, ni kawai… Vika, mai shekara 30 kuma # Ni uwa ce ajizi, kawai ina so in yi barci kuma in yi shiru.
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