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"Mama, don Allah, babu rusks, muna son chocolate Prince!" "
Wannan gwajin girman rayuwa na "Eh Rana" tare da 'ya'yana biyu (Yaro mai shekara 3 da yarinya yar shekara 8) aka umarce ni a watan Janairu. Kuma na yi nasarar yin shi… a cikin Afrilu. Kar a yi dariya. Bayan haka, ra'ayina ne.
Don samun nasara, dole ne in sami lokaci tare da yarana. Kuma sami rana ba tare da taron abokai ko dangi ba, don kauce wa kallon firgita da yawa "lalata".
A wannan Asabar, 8:00 na safe, na shirya don fuskantar wannan ranar da za a yarda da komai. Yaran ba su san shi ba, ba shakka, bai kamata mu rufe abubuwa ba, mafi muni, ba su ra'ayin zama mai ban tsoro da rashin hankali.
Suna fuskantar ƙarancin gurasar sanwici don karin kumallo, buƙatunsu na farko, kusan a haɗin gwiwa, ita ce: "Mama, don Allah, ba rusks, muna son cakulan Prince!" “. Hannaye na manne akan kofi na kofi na, na amsa da jarumtaka (na mayar da hoton ma'aunin nauyi da ke tashi daga bayanan kiwon lafiya): "Hakika yara!" ”
“Na lalace da karfe 9 na safe Lokacin da karamin ya fara rarrafe a falon kicin. "
Jika waina a madara ya dumama yanayin. Sa'an nan, da zarar uban bebe ya bar gidan don darasi na guitar, yara, cike da kitse, suka yi kururuwa a cikin falo yayin da nake share teburin. Zane, Lego, Knick-Knacks… Har sai babban yaro ya yi sabon buƙatu: “Za mu iya saka waƙa?” "
Ee, a, eh mana! Amma wace hikima ce! A wannan lokacin, na fahimci wasu kyawawan halaye na wannan gwajin: 'yan ƙasa da shekaru 12 ba dodo bane. Suna da muradin farin ciki cewa ba daidai ba ne a hana su don a yi musu hidima mai kyau tsarin ayyuka (wanda ban kafa shi ba).
Minti 30 bayan haka, su biyun sun ci gaba da yin raye-raye a kan tabarma, tangling a cikin wayoyi na makirufo na filastik, tsaye akan ƙananan kujeru, juyi da gasa a cikin wasan kwaikwayo na surrealist. Har yanzu ina da tunanin da zan gaya musu sa’ad da nake rawa da su: “Ku kula, kusurwar murhu, ku kula da labulen ya sauko, ku lura gidan zai ruguje!” ("hankalin" "a hankali", "shhh" yana aiki sosai don Ranar Ee).
Na fashe da ƙarfe 9 na safe Lokacin da ƙaramin ya fara rarrafe da tsayi a kan bene na kicin (ba a tsaftace shi ba saboda na yi “Babu Rana” na tsaftacewa a ranar da ta gabata), ba takalmi (Na ce eh don cire silifas).
"A'a" nawa ya kara dagula bangon gidan, mummunan shigar da rauni amma yana 'yantar da shi.
"Eh, kiyi kwalliya yadda kike so my chick"
Nan take na fara farfadowa. Muka haura sama domin shiryawa, kawunanmu cike da yes.
"Eh, brushing your hakori yayin hawa toilet, yana da matukar ban dariya my darling".
"Eh, kiyi kwalliya kamar yadda kike so na, rigar rigar ta yi kankanta, tana sa ki dumi".
Halin ya zama mafi dadi lokacin da na yi dokoki a karshe. Me ya sa ba ku yi tunaninsa a baya ba, ina tambayar ku!
"Yanzu ku biyu kuna wasa a hankali yayin da nake wanka." Abin al'ajabi. Har ma na sami lokacin sanya mascara.
Sauran ranan sai gauraye. Karamin kodayaushe yana neman gwada iyakokin jikinsa kuma yana kyamatar duk wani abu mai kama da abinci daga doron kasa, na yi matukar nadama ba tare da shimfida wani tsari na aminci da abinci ba. . Don haka dole ne in ba da amsa ga: “Ba na son dusa da kwai na” a lokacin abincin rana, kuma in ninka “Attention!” »Lokacin harin da 'yan fashin teku suka kai a gaban layin dogo na matakala.
Tare da babbar ’yar da na ɗauka don wasan motsa jiki na rana, babu abin da ya sa na yi nadama “Ranar Ee”. Ta yi min rakiya cikin natsuwa aka bar ta ta yi duk abin da ta ga dama a cibiyar al’adu, ciki har da binciken lungu da sako da lungu da sako, ta kwashe duk kayan wasan da ta dora, tana rawa a bayan daki. Ba ta yi ba. Da kallo zaune yayi shiru yana zaune akan wani benci. Yara suna da ban mamaki.
"A ƙarshe, saboda haka zan ce babban i ga Ranar Ee"!
A lokacin, ɗan ƙaramin mai tayar da hankalina yana buga (cikin wasu abubuwa) piñata a bikin ranar haihuwa. Lokacin da aka zo dauke shi tare da ‘yar uwarsa, sai na yarda su biyun sun ci wata katuwar muffin a hanyar gida da karfe 18:00 na dare ana ruwan sama, hannayensu cike da kwayoyin cuta iri-iri.
Ranar ta ƙare da zane mai ban dariya guda biyu (lambar su an bayyana a sarari kafin haske), wanka mai kumfa guda biyu ("Mama, kumfa yana da kyau), abincin taliya tare da zucchini a ɓoye a ciki. Babu da'awar cakulan cakulan don kayan zaki. Abubuwan sha'awar sukari sun fi gamsuwa duk rana.
“Eh” na ƙarshe a ɗakin ɗiyata ya ba ta damar ƙara ɗan ƙara karatu a cikin gadonta kuma “kashe da kanta”. Babu ƙarin haske bayan mintuna 10. Kuma ɗan'uwansa, a ɗakinsa na gaba, shi ma yana kwance, yana samun kwanciyar hankali da “buɗewar ƙofarsa” wadda muka yanke shawarar ba da ita ba da yawa ba.
Lahadi, bari mu fuskanta, rana ce ta murna. Na dawo da ƙarfina, tare da "a'a" a cikin kuɗin. Amma, ga mamakina, na fita da yawa kasa da yadda na saba.
A ƙarshe, saboda haka zan ce babban eh ga "Ee Day".
Ee ga wannan gwajin, wanda ke ba ku damar fahimtar cewa yara suna da ra'ayoyin hauka waɗanda muke karɓa da sauri idan muna son jin daɗin yanayi mai annashuwa, da sihirin joie de vivre. Amma kuma don fahimtar cewa haramun ne a haramta duk wani abu da ba a riga an hana shi ba. Musamman ga yaro har yanzu yana kan aiwatar da binciken hukuma. A'a amma !